March 2011
5 posts
“Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to...”
– Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
3 tags
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
February 2011
1 post
November 2009
1 post
“And how do you say “I forgive you”, and how do you know when to...”
– Vedera
May 2009
1 post
December 2008
2 posts
“Se tell me now, if this ain’t love, then how do we get out?”
– Rise Against - Savior
September 2008
1 post
March 2008
4 posts
garfield minus garfield →
Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American...
A Little Scary →
You have to have skin to have a butt.
Nullsville - MyMiniCity →
(click and make it grow damn it!)
December 2007
2 posts
August 2007
1 post
Fountain Park →
I want this apartment!!
July 2007
2 posts
June 2007
15 posts
Please Don't Self Destruct
Me: my boyfriend wants to move in with me.
Mel: ...Meep.
Me: we got back together 3 days ago.
Mel: Um.
Me: after being broken up for a month
Mel: Er.
Me: after dating for 2
Mel: ...Slap some sense into him with a sardine?
Me: lmao. i love you.
Me: that's almost as funny a mental image as running Ally over with a Vespa.
“Remember that day I drove your truck home because you were sick, then held you...”
– Tom
“The only problem in the world is that you’re connected to a girl and that...”
– Hey There Vagina
Google Search - 6 people came to my site looking... →
“Katie’s eating habits are quite simple. When she’s in a good mood,...”
– Jeff
“I’m not a bad person. I’ve just had bad luck.”
– Flint Marko
Doxory? →
If you make a stupid choice because a website tells you to, it’s your own damn fault.
Pointless Drivel Live →
I will be on this show on my birthday. July 22. SAVE THE DATE!
Bad Influence
tkBOOM says:
that song is horribly catchy haha
I'm the motherf'in princess says:
I know, isn't it? : )
tkBOOM says:
must now listen lmao
I'm the motherf'in princess says:
Ha. That's right, I'll make you listen to Avril.
tkBOOM says:
you are a bad influence. bah!
“She’s like, so whatever.”
– Avril Lavigne (this song sound not be so damn catchy)
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My sinuses feel gross and nobody is online to entertain me while I am stuck at home doing laundry and the such. People, you suck.
“[Melony Louise: more determined to be a world-famous internet whore than j00.]”
– Melony’s Tumblr
May 2007
6 posts
Discussing Taking Over the World
Tom: i would make a better partner in crime
Tom: half of the world already worships me lol
Tom: but nope
Tom: that offer has sailed
Tom: i'm flying solo haha
Katie: whatever then
Katie: have fun on your own :P
Tom: unless you want me to help you
Katie: are you saying i can't take over the world on my own?!
Katie: you have no faith in me?!
Tom : that's what i'm saying
Katie: i don't want people to worship me, i want to destroy them
Tom: well worshiping is thew 1st step to destroying them
Katie: i want them to be afraid of me
Tom: they'll never see it coming
Tom: katie
Katie: what?
Tom: you're five foot two
Tom: they will never fear you haha
Katie: five foot four thank you very much.
“Do I trust my heart or just my mind, why is truth so hard to find in this world?”
– Thrice, Stare at the Sun.
“A picture, like a human, will speak a thousand words, and never say a goddamn...”
– Wildoats