Please Don't Self Destruct
- Me: my boyfriend wants to move in with me.
- Mel: ...Meep.
- Me: we got back together 3 days ago.
- Mel: Um.
- Me: after being broken up for a month
- Mel: Er.
- Me: after dating for 2
- Mel: ...Slap some sense into him with a sardine?
- Me: lmao. i love you.
- Me: that's almost as funny a mental image as running Ally over with a Vespa.
Completely and utterly pointless.
